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Only the Avatar can master all four elements and bring balance to the world.

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sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

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tastefullyoffensive:

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hazleapricot:

little-star-sweeper:

voldemortshideousnipple:

whoever made these is a god

that would be frenums

Making this happen again. 

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thejunglenook:


ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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hannigrammibal:

we-are-his-army:

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

I had to walk to another room

my dads a prison guard and i asked him this and he just sat down on the floor and put his head in his hands

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slayde:

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

…is it your humerus?

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jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

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"Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance."

— Anna Quindlen, Every Last One   (via faithlefou)

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"Introverts don’t get lonely if they don’t socialize with a lot of people, but we do get lonely if we don’t have intimate interactions on a regular basis."

— I have never related to a quote more in my life than I do this one right here, right now. BAM. (via profitinyourpoetry)

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