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egobus:

tonight I put ‘penis’ in my interests on omegle and acted like I was a pen fan that made a terrible spelling mistake - this is what happened. 

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thirstiest:

no i can’t post that right now i already said goodnight

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allyourfavesareasexual:

twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is

allyourfavesareasexual:

twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is

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politicalsexkitten:

yukaryote:

Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana

Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.

100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.

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strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

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"The Game"

slayde:

Okay, so I’m sure most of you are familiar with “The Game”. Well, as I was sitting at my dining room table, having a snack and minding my own business, I got to thinking about The Game. And I developed a “conspiracy theory” of sorts, which I’m now going to share with you. Because that’s what blogs are for. So, here’s my ramblings:

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journey-with-you-512:

your wife is amazing

journey-with-you-512:

your wife is amazing

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actualmountainmanderekhale:

rygarsprite:

the-meta:

supersolenoidengine:

Hey, why would you say you “punch like a girl” or “throw like a girl” or some variation

you know what’s better and not gendered? baby.

there is no downside. Babies are not known for their strength and skillfulness. And really, what baby is going to be made upset by this?? babies are always upset at everything it is no difference

Who slams doors?

BABIES!

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radicalapollo:

skeletim:

precumming:

Wtf…

holy SHIT

Twitch plays pokemon, still an amazing show of the human race.

radicalapollo:

skeletim:

precumming:

Wtf…

holy SHIT

Twitch plays pokemon, still an amazing show of the human race.

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guyfsmiley said: if birds are avian dinosaurs, and chickens are birds, aren't dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets made out of real dinosaurs?

edwardspoonhands: